The teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty Johnny approached him,
Little Johnny: Teacher, are you sleeping in class?
Teacher: “No, I am not sleeping in class.”
Little Johnny: What did you do, sir?
Teacher: “I was talking to God.”
The next day, the Johnny Boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher: “Young man, are you sleeping in my classroom.”
Little Johnny: No, not me, sir, I am not sleeping.
Angry teacher: “What were you doing?”
Little Johnny: “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say??”
Little Johnny: “God said he never spoke to you yesterday …”
Teacher Told A Young Student God Doesn’t Exist
One day a 6-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssssssss.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then, according to what we were taught in the school today… she must not have one!!
This is one of the best comebacks I’ve ever seen. I may just use this one day. Enjoy.
