In a crowd, A man took out a lemon and squeezed it dry.
He said, “If anyone can squeeze a drop out of this lemon, I’ll give them $100”
Many people tried and no one could get any juice out of the lemon.
Finally, a man came up and squeezed out two drops of lemon juice.
The man blinked surprised and asked: “Who are you?”
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The second man replied, “Income tax officer.”
A brunette walks into a bar.
A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.”
The bartender says, ” What’s an M L?”
She says, ” A Miller Light.”
Another Brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L.”
The bartender says, ”What’s a B L?”
She says, ”Bud Light.”
A dumb blonde walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.”
The bartender says,” What’s a fifteen?”
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She says,” 7&7, duh!”
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