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The guy goes into a pub and orders 7 pints of beer

The guy goes into a pub. He orders 7 pints of beer.

He drinks the first pint, the third pint, the 5th, and the 7th pint, and gets up to leave.

The barman says, “Why are you not drinking the other three pints?”

He says, “Doctors orders.”

“What do you mean by that?” asks the barman.”

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“I am on medication and my doctor said to me the odd pint is okay.”

A teacher teached his class a lesson about the evils of liquor

Little Johnny’s Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

“Now, class. Observe what happens to the two worms,” The teacher said

She put the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass.

It writhed for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died.

“Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?”

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he asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”

 

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