There’s a magical mirror in a bar that eats those who lie to it.
A blonde and a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar and discover the mirror.
The brunette looks at it and says “wow I think I’m this dress looks good on me.”
So it eats her.
The redhead says “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world”
So it eats her.
The blonde looks at the mirror and says “I think -“. *It eats her*
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A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver
A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver,
Officer: Can I see your driver’s license?
Driver: yeah I think I have one of those, what does it look like?
Officer: It’s rectangular shapes and has your face on it.
Driver: Oh, okay, *pulls out mirror*, here you go.
Officer: *looks at reflection*, I’m sorry ma’am, I didn’t know you were an officer of the law, you may carry on.
