In math class, the teacher asks little Johnny: “If I give you 6 rabbits today, and give you 9 more rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits do you have?”
Little Johnny answers, “16 rabbits, Miss!”
The teacher: No, Johnny, it’s not the correct answer.
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Little Johnny answers back, “No, miss, I would have 16. I already have 1 rabbit at home.”
Three women went into a bar and ordered their drinks
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”Bartender:”What is a B and C?”.
Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”
Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”
Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”
Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”
Blonde: “I’ll have a 15.”
Bartender: “What’s a 15?”
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Blonde: “7 and 7”
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