I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look, Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
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“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
An electrician hands a lawyer a bill.
An electrician finishes repairing some faulty wiring in a lawyer’s home and hands him the bill.
The lawyer gets angry: “Four hundred dollars! Just for an hour’s work? That’s absurd! I’m a lawyer myself, and I don’t even charge that much.”
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The electrician replies, ”Funny, when I was an attorney I didn’t either!”
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