Two blondes are walking on opposite sides of a river.

Two blondes are walking on opposite sides of a river.

the first blonde yells out: Hey How do I get to the other side of the river?'”

The second blonde thinks about it for a moment, then yells back. “Don’t be silly, You are on the other side”

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a blonde and an intelligent mirror

There’s a magical mirror in a bar that eats those who lie to it.

A blonde and a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar and discover the mirror.

The brunette looks at it and says “wow I think I’m this dress looks good on me.”

So it eats her.

The redhead says “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world”

So it eats her.

The blonde looks at the mirror and says “I think -“. *It eats her*