Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.
One guy finds his buddy standing above a vat of sewage with a long rake.
“What are you doing there?!” he yells
“My coat fell in!” he said
“You’re not really gonna wear that again are you?!” his friend said worriedly.
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“No, no. Gosh no!” Says the old man to the relief of his friend. “I have to get it back though. My teeth are in the pocket!”
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Hoping to look like a hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working on a big, important business deal.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
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The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”
