Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment.
On the first day, they go fishing but don’t catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they’re driving home they’re really depressed.
One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?”
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The other guy says, “Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch anymore!”
Little Johnny and Little Jimmy were arguing when the teacher entered the room
Little Johnny and Little Jimmy were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
Little Jimmy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
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The teacher received 10 dollars.
