A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies,” He responded.
“Oh, ki…..l…..li….ng any?” She asked.
“Yep, three males, two females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”
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A blonde washing her clothes
A blonde washing her clothes
Once upon a time, a blonde was swimming in the river.
A man went up to her and asked, “Why are you doing this? The blonde said, “I’m washing my clothes. Is there a problem?”
The man said, “Why don’t you try a washing machine?
The blonde replied, “I feel dizzy in the washing machine!”
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