A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination but found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him.
“Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
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“I know,” said the man, “but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone.”
A blonde man called an airline customer service desk
A blonde man called an airline customer service desk asking if it was possible to fly with his dog on board.
“Sure,” the airline agent said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”
She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was perplexed.
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“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
