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A lion notices a monkey dipping a banana peel into a river.

A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water.

He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it underwater, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, and repeats.

Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.

“Hey, monkey”

“Hey, lion”

“What in the world are you doing?”

“Ten bucks and I will explain”

The lion pays her.

“Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water”

“Wtf, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!”

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“Sure, I’m an idiot, but I’m making $40 an hour.”

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.

He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”

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Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”

 

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