A page from husband’s diary…
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into garage & proceeded to back out into…. a torrential rain! Wind was blowing at 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio & discovered that the weather would be bad through out the day.
Disappointed I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and sneaked back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife’s back& whispered: “The weather out there is terrible.”
My beautiful and loving wife replied: “I know… and can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather!”
I still don’t know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped playing golf.
Present For Husband
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl,…!!!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – an Italian girl,..!!”
“Oh, that” she said,
“Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl,… !!!”
