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A teacher asked a student his parent’s names

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parents’ names?”

The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”

The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”

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The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”

A blonde tries on a pair of shoes

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.

“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.

“Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.

“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.

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“Nath, they still feelth a bit tight,” the blonde replies.

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