In life, there are really only two things to worry about.
Either you are well, or you are sick: If you are well, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you get better, or you die. If you get better, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you die, there are two things to worry about. Going to Heaven, or going to Hell. If you go to Heaven, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you go to Hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won’t have time to worry…
So why worry at all??
My 3 year old daughter came to me and asked:
“Mommy, where does poo come from?”
I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said: “You just had breakfast?”
“Yes”, she replied.
“Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff it needs out of the food and then what’s left goes down to your bottom and when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo.”
She looked confused and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds.